Mrs. Bean

I seem to have lost a great friend named Mrs. Bean, does anybody know where to find her? You might find her asleep in a cave or passed out with her headset on at work....or wait, I think that's Mrs. Narco-philiac the identity theif. If anyone knows her where abouts please call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-tips. You do not have to give your name and if your tip leads to her where abouts you might qualify for a reward up to 2000 dollars. Please phone, I miss her. Thank You

Honey I Shrunk the Secret....LMFAO

Bahahahahaha, the title is about a Jerry Springer episode that me and Wint watched up in Louisville the other night. It originally said "Honey I have a secret" but I seen it as the other way and it was funny! Anyways...it's Tuesday and it's still shitty out! Thanks to Florida for sending down the tail end of their hurricanes, but I guess it could be worse and God bless them. So me and Skin headed up to Louisville on Friday with some high hopes and aspirations for a new change. Wint picks me up right after work and she is dead tired so I drive. She couldn't sleep the whole way up so we just kept truckin. We get to Jim's and she changes and we take the truck to Port Hawkes. We go to the school there and give ourselves a little personal tour of what looks like a friggin submarine! lol "Wow, it's really clean, let's check to see what the bathrooms are like, wow clean too...let's go to school here!" HAHAHAHA ok are we going to Martha Stewart classes or Business classes here? lol So we talk to Student Council and everything seems great! We leave the school and drive around the whole town and looked at some houses and shit and Winter at this time is Dropping like Nia Tards so we head back home. We watched some tv and decide to take this party up to Jim's bed! lol He was at work and Joel was at school so it was nice and quiet! We dozed off at about 3:30 and I woke up at 7 to hear Joel screaming as usual and Jim arguing with him...what else is new! So I wait around till the brat goes to sleep and I go downstairs. Jean Guy cooked us up a scoff and boy were we starved! But I decided to let Skin sleep a bit before I wake her up to eat. I got her up at about 9ish and I didn't think she would get up but all i had to say was "winter...are you hungy?" and she bolts up and says "I'm fuckin starved!" hahahaha so we go down and eat our faces off and it was delicious! So back to the couch! It was a quiet evening and Wint and Jim kept passing out and I was bored so I go to bed. Saturday comes and we are woken up bright and early at 7am! For fucks sake! So I was going to stay in bed but decided to go downstairs and get my Skinter and she is wide awake! :( So we didn't get back to sleep, oh joy! We fart around and get ready to head to the mall. We left and went straight to Gems! lol They got some nice shit there and we bought a few things then made our way over to the Dolly Store. Bought a couple more nice things and then we head to Wally World. I picked up some stuff that I needed and Wint tells me she isn't feeling very good. We leave and I was putting stuff in the back of the truck when Winter spews her guts up right out the passenger side door! DELICIOUS!!! lol So we leave and head to the Liqour store and I buy some beers and yummy shooters. Then we go to the Super Store to buy some ribs and cookies for supper later! lol Wint feels a smidge better and I am starved so we decided to go to the Dairy Queen...and it's a Hot Eats, Cool Treats! Not a sick ass Grill and Chill! Sweet! So we go in and get some grub and Wint scammed 2 free sundaes! lol We sat there and ate some of our food, but in all reality we ended up feeding one lonely pigeon outside and it was funny! lol So we sit there and chat and then Wint gets the urge to go puke again so off she goes. 5 minutes later she comes back smiling and dancing as if she was healed by God himself. She feels great! She said she just puked about 5 large Farvas and feels alot better. We sat at the DQ for about 2 and a half hours and chatted, sang, danced and laughed. It was fun. So are we going to Antigonish??? lol Guess not! Who wants to go shopping again? We do of course! So we go to the Bargain Giant and man did they ever have some nice shit there! We wanted everything from kitchen tables to underwear! lol They even had to kick us out cause it was closing time and we didn't want to leave! lol So we left and head back home. Wint says she needs a snooze so I let her only if she agreed to sleep for only and hour and she said yes. BAD FRIGGIN MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Our original plan was to go bowling, but that didn't happen cause it closes at 10pm so I make a plan of Dooly's and pool. Jean-Guy and I get showered up and ready while Winter slept. I tried to wake her up 3 times and that didn't happen. Great! I drink some beer all by myself, oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh. lol Don't ask where that came from. lol So Jim tries to wake her up and it just doesn't happen! I guess we are staying in then! Finally she wakes up for just enough time to eat and then Sleeping Beauty hits the hay again! So me and Jim are up and bored, we looked for his Canadaopoly game which is totally lost. So he teaches me to play Crib and it was fun. So the hours go by and then FINALLY WINTER WAKES UP AGAIN! This time she is rearing to go, but umm we are in the sticks and it's after 12am so everything is closed!!!!! lol Ahhh well, no biggie! So we all watch some tv and it was gettin late so Jean-Guy and I head to sleep while Miss Winter is wide awake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol The next morning I awake to the God damned phone ringing off the wall at exactly 8:30am sharp! Jesus fuck, doesn't anybody sleep up here????? Anyways, I go downstairs to get Winter to come to bed but guess what? She's bright and beady eyed! Wonderfull...lol So we stay up and eat and watch tv and bum around the house all day then we get our shit organized with Jean-Guy and it wasen't what we had hoped. Reality bummed us out and it was time to leave. :( Our plans were shot down the drain, but not for good...maybe another few months....oh well you gotta do what ya gotta do I guess. So me and Flints drive home and grab some Scotch Ronnies and she drops me off. That was our weekend in a nutshell, hopefully next time it won't involve HIBERNATION for some of us! lol Untill then...

Life is Good!

Aright, so it's Monday night and what a LOOONG day! A good one at that though! So the weekend was hectic and a little stressful, but it all pulled together and we had fun. Jean-Guy came down Thursday night but he spent the night at Brad's and they went out for a little "bachelor party" but ended up gettin kicked outta Spermans cause Brad was toooo tipsy! lol So Friday was a busy day, I went malling, tanning and me and Johnny went up and towed little Neo down to his house to get all fixed up. Never again, I thought they kept smashing into me! lol hahahaha But I'll do anything for my Skin and Neo. I ran around all day gettin shit done with Jean-Guy for the wedding and what not... I never even had time to eat all day! I arrived at Skin's place at like 10:30ish and we had to order food! I went and picked up my mother and drove her home and we ordered some grub from Italian Villy. We brought it back to Skin's and poor Janny Pooh was asleep! lol So we ate and decided we needed a lil Super Troopers! We went to the movie store and rented it. We pissed our pants all night and Jan never heard a sound! lol Thank God! Saturday came and guess where we went? THE MALL!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!! lol I bought a new shirt, Jan went shop happy and Wint picked up some much needed purses...BAHAHAHAH YEAH RIGHT, she needs a new bag like I need a new pair of shoes! lol We came back and the bitches rubbed it in by going to sleep (oh no, i couldn't sleep, I had to get ready for the damn wedding supper!) :( We were soooooo tired! So I got ready and headed out. The supper was nice and me and a friend from Louisboue polished off a full bottle of wine before the freakin food even came! lol We ate and drank more wine and me and Jim left for the Liqour store, we bought some booze and I got some treats for the girls (which we didn't even end up drinkin...but we will this weekend! lol) So we head to Skin's and I drink more...alot more! lol Jim had to leave for the Bride and Groom's dance so we all stayed and drank our faces off. Annette came down and had some drinks too. We all left for the reception and Annette dropped us off. Wow, all of what 8 people including us and the bride and groom! lol But that's alright we always make things fun! We drank and danced...mind you we were the only ones on the dance floor...the dj was making sexy cat purrs at us into the mic and over the loud speakers...we died! It was the best! So off to Rum Jungle for us and we drank oh what? 49 white russians? lol I ran into Skeletor and it was nice seeing him, haven't seen him in years. lol Jim isn't feelin the best and he's really tired so we decided to call it a night and go get some grub. Jan and Wint went off to Herman's. Jim and I went to Jaspers and ate some delicious perogies and french onion soup. Then off to the Cambridge Suites! Ahhh I finally slept in a real bed! lol So Sunday arrives and Jim and I are starved! lol We head to Smitty's. So Jim goes to the bathroom and I'm sitting there awe inspired by the huge fish tank and in the corner of my eye I see too scragle muffs running at me. Oh my Jesus it was Jan and Winter in their best Sunday outfits! lmfao bahahahah Ripped up pink plaid pajama pants, no bras and t-shirts, with Saturday's makeup and bed head! I was mortified! I pissed my pants laughing! The woman looked at us like we were homeless! lol So we ate a delicious scoff and Jean-Guy dropped me off at Wint's and we all chillaxed and cleaned the house spotless and watched a movie. We dropped Jan off and me and Skin stayed out till she had to go to Brides. So it's now Monday and I am in the best mood ever. Wint came and got me at 10:30 this morning and off we go to Value Villy and Gouise Loods. lol We eat at Taco Bell and we even tried to buy some really nice bucket hats from the KFC lady..but they wouldn't sell them to us..that made us sad. :( lmfao We go to Value Villy and the first thing we see is Halloween costumes! We tried on a couple and I nearly had a stroke from laughing so bad...Winter pissed her pants...literally! We actually had to leave and go home so she could change it was that bad!! lmfao So she changes and off to Gouise Loods. I got some sweet deals! We go to the Village and Wint finds a really nice Transit purse and Roots sweater...I found nothing..but I just had the best time ever tryin on all the wigs and masks! lol So we decided we are not done shopping...we went to the dollar store and spend 40 bucks on some really nice stuff actually! Then off to Skin's place for some much need snoozes. We had a nap, woke up and grabbed some grub and then Wint left for work. But I am still in an amazing mood and can't wait for the upcoming month! WOOOOO HOOOOO!!! Untill then....

Jackpot!!!

Aright so it's Thursday night and I am in the best mood ever. Today is a great day! God is good! Last night I found out that I won our Lotto...I could have won the whole shebang but I had to split with another winner..but hey I ain't complaining! I am gonna go shopping tomorrow!! Can't wait! Jean-Guy is in town and he is gone to Brad's bachelor party tonite..so he should be nice and drunk later. lol I can't wait till this weekend...it's gonna be a blast! I am just excited to buy new makeup and dress up for the wedding! lol And 2 nights at Cambridge Suites!!! Not too shabby! I must say congrats to Winter for winning a sweet new Popcorn Machine! lmfao hahaha That's the best thing ever! So ladies I hope you are ready and have your dancin shoes all shined up for Saturday! It's gonna rock! See ya's there!

Happy Shitty Labor Day...lol

Well it's 8:18 on Monday and what a boring ass weekend. I basically did jack shit all week since I last wrote and now a new week has started and I can't wait till this weekend. Friday night we decided to go to the Drive-In to see some movies. Wint and Jan picked me up at around 8pm and we stopped off at Needs to get some treats. Mind you at the time we didn't know we were being stalked by a certain someone...lol hahahaha So we make it to the movies and Shrek 2 had already started (me and Wint seen it already but it's funny as hell) so we laughed and laughed and laughed some more. I was dying to see the intermission movie since it's funnier than any top flick on tv...lol "Yummy delicious hot dogs..get some for the whole bunch!" lmfao hahahaha But Large Bill's husband decided not to play it tonite :( So we jet to the bathroom to have a pee and make it back in time for the movie we've been dying to see...The NoteBook. So after laughing our asses off from the first movie, we found ourselves crying uncontrollably. It was probably the saddest yet best movie ever made. I RARELY cry during movies but this one put me to shame...I cried like a baby. Poor Winter....we thought she was gonna stop breathing she was bawling that bad....whatta sin! lol So the movie was over and for some reason we just sat there for a few minutes and enjoyed the moment with not a word said..lol After we put ourselves back together we left and took a jot through town and then dropped Jan off. Wint decided she wanted to go home too so she dropped me off. I got home at almost 2am and felt lonely and sad...I called up ole Skin and she felt the same...awwwww...lol So she said fuck it and came and picked me back up...lol and what an adventure!!! We headed to Scotch Ronnies and got some grub and took another rip through town. On our way back to the Pier a clan of guys were waving us over and shouting that they wanted a drive....hmmm could this be a money making situation?? lmfao So Wint pulls back around and 3 pretty hott guys jump in the back seat but Mrs. Bus Driver says there's a fee of 10 dollars for this trip! hahahaha They obliged! So we drove them to Dirty King to get some food and they were funny as hell! We drove them to Glace Bay and they decided that they were still hungry and wanted to go to Scotch Ronnies in the Bay so Wint takes them there. Well...it was probably the funniest thing ever! Buddy ordered crazy shit, they asked if they could get a job there, blah blah blah...well the girl working didn't think it was funny and actually said for us to leave the drive through and that she wasen't going to serve us! Ummm did we just get barred from McDonalds??? lol So we drive the first guy home and the 2 stragglers are convinced that McDonalds will serve us so they begged Wint to take them there and she does. This time she orders politely and the girl even gave us free apple pies....see it pays to be nice!!! lol So we drop the remaining 2 off and get the 10 dollar fee. It was fun. lol We went back to Wint's and didn't get to sleep till after 5am. What about giant panda bears putting together a big puzzle??? LMFAO The next day we didn't do anything at all and were undecided on what we were gonna do that night. But the plans were made and Herman's won. I didn't go out, but Jan and Wint did. I stayed in and did jack shit and they went out and had fun. So now it's Monday and this weekend is gonna be a blast. It's my ex boss' wedding and my bf is the best man. We got 2 nights at the Cambridge Suites and are gonna party our faces off. Hell yeah! See ya at the reception!!!!